Friday Fun Facts

Nordstrom’s Whacks Trump

They say it isn’t political but Nordstrom Inc. has terminated their agreement to carry the Ivanka Trump product line.  Nordstrom’s say “making edits is part of the regular rhythm of our business”.  The high end clothing retailer discounted all the remaining products online to ditch the Trump association quickly.  But, it’s not political.


Bernie Madoff Captures The Hot Chocolate Market

You all remember Bernie Madoff, the guy who fleeced America with a $65 billion (with a B) Ponzi scheme?  Bernie is such a shrewd business man that he bought every single packet of Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate from the prison commissary.  Bernie now controls how much inmates pay for a cup of hot chocolate.  Brilliant Bernie!!!


13 year-old refuses to share McNuggets

A 13 year-old Harlem, NY girl didn’t want to share her McNuggets with a classmate.  She first refused while inside McDonald’s.  The would-be nugget thief followed her to the subway where he pulled a gun on her and demanded the nuggets.  She slapped the gun right out of his hand and still refused.  The girl likes her nuggets!


Burger King Offers “Adult Meal” with an “Adult Toy” for Valentine’s

In Israel, Burger King traded Kid’s Meals on Valentine’s Day for “Adult Meals” that included (2) Whoppers, (2) fries, (2) beers and an “adult toy”.  This was not a prank according to their advertising agency.


Trump Disses Arnold

President Trump recently tweeted, “Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger did a really bad job as Governor of California and even worse on The Apprentice…but at least he tried hard”.  Ouch, Mr. President.